today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
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You went through a phase where every film you were in you were taking your clothes off.
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I’m gonna have strong rare earth magnets implanted in my dick, so the chicks with metal in their face won’t be able to pull off.
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